Why walk through life gracefully… when you can sprint toward snacks and chaos? This unreasonably relatable tee features a silly goose in full sprint, flapping frantically toward whatever snack or spontaneous mess life throws its way. With the tagline “Sprinting Toward Snacks and Bad Decisions,” it’s the ultimate mood for snack-fueled shenanigans and beautifully bad life choices. Perfect for anyone powered by impulse, chips, and chaotic energy.
Why You’ll Love It:
Hilarious design for snackaholics, chaos enthusiasts, and silly souls
Soft and breathable—perfect for running late and running for fries
Makes a fun gift for friends, food lovers, or your favorite hot mess
Ideal for casual hangs, snack runs, or anytime you’re wingin’ it to earn laughs (and possibly snack offers)
Add to cart and embrace your goosey greatness—one regrettably delicious decision at a time.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and adds durability
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back of the garment, preventing stretching
- Tear-away label offers comfort by minimizing skin irritation.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
